Doctor Dotrice,
Attend this hand!
I've soaked in baths,
And it hasn't healed a smidge.
Is it to hospital I go?

Doctor Dotrice,
You see this swirl?
It's all black and blue,
Could you please give me a pill?
He said to me, " I'm sor-ry....

...this is what you get.
This is what you get.
This is what you get,
When you play with pus!!"

Doctor Dotrice,
How'd you know that man?
What tripped me up?
Popped a zit once in the can,
But this was not my goalllllll!

Is this what I get?
Is this what I get?
Is this what I get,
"Cause I messed with pus?

In just a minute there
I hurt myself, I hurt myself.
In future, will take care,
Won't hurt myself, I've had enough!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh I promise to take care.
Hands to myself! Won't hurt myself!
Won't touch that scab right there.
Oh shoot, there's something on my cuff!!