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Song Parodies -> "Pants Come off Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Dance into the Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Pants Come off Tonight"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Best cover the eyes of the children
'Cause the steam is building on the windows
You can let it out; I'll lock the door
See my souvenirs from Sweden

Now's the time you can turn your back
I brought a rubber
Your quivering voice
Underhanded, I'll part the crack
Because the pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

You know those pants come off tonight
Oooh Oooh
Shake your body; pants come off tonight

Breathing grows more heavy as she's shouting from my girth
And she pulls those chains that hold true
Now loosening drawers
You hold my key
Watch out for those balls are swingin'

Getting nearer to be sacked
Just start the twirl
And quivering voice
Sunny side, you have not been shaved
But still that pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

Turned on when pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Shake your body; pants will drop tonight

You start to hum
'Cause it's time to play
Oh, the worm's in your hands, now use it
Fist wrist it fast
Don't turn it hard
Thrust away your problems with cheatin'

Now you're nearin' a heart attack
You're nearly smothered
That quivering voice
Underhanded, I'll part the crack
Because the pain is coming, it's making you moan
And shake your knees

Turned on when pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Shake your body; pants will drop tonight
Oooh Oooh
Shake your body; pants come off tonight
Oooh oooh
Dancing
Pants that fit too tight
Oooh oooh
Those long... pants come off tonight
Shake your body
Oooh oooh
You know those pants come off tonight

[more adlibbing about the pants until the song fades out]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like your philosophy, here....5's
Stephen Harrington - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a very ammusing parody, thus worth 5s.
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW & Stephen! :)
Lionel Mertens - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This might be the Genisis of something lacivious. 5's
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel... :) clever word play, btw
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeez, Macphisto...I had something CLEANER than this bounced a week or two ago...hmmm...maybe it was because I was so very blatant in my title...could be...anyway, this was a hoot...I had a ball reading it...hmmm...those puns really aren't all that clever...oh, well...anyway...struggled to remember this Phil Collins song, but I think you hit the pacing...you usually do...5's...OH...once again I must say, good to see your back again, man ~ ~ ~
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul :) Don't feel bad though, only one of my two entries made it past the censors today. I'm re-entering the second one as a clean but demented one. Good to see you here too. It seems like it's been a while since I read a parody by you -- you did a good job with "Angie."
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Macphisto - I surprised myself and had a rather prolific March and April as far as writing and posting. But in May I slowed down after a quick start and have only posted 3 or 4 in the last couple weeks. Got one coming up for tomorrow, though. Thanks again for the comment on my "Angie" parody ~ ~ ~

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