She shouts out to a guy on his feet
"Watch out!! I'm landing!!!"
She's bold and a bit of a creep
So how come he's still standing?

She stalks on in a jumpsuit of black
And she ends "Stop the Clock Sir"
Blades do whistle as the chopper builds heat
One feels harassed to see her

Holy Christ - It's another sodding visit
It's Aneka Rice
Holy Christ - it's just another sodding visit from
Over bubbly Aneka Rice

She tells all she's on Treasure Hunt
How we wish she was lying
She don't whisper she's such a big front*
She squawks she's so trying

Holy Christ - It's another sodding visit
It's Aneka Rice
Holy Christ - its just another sodding visit from
Over bubbly Aneka Rice

Oh gawd, she's such a bore - in a spinning stew
Oh gawd, there must be some kind of way to get away!

She can tell from the lines on her map
She can see treasure lies here
She spouts on like a fast running tap
Perhaps she will die there

Holy Christ - It's another sodding visit
It's Aneka Rice
Holy Christ - its just another sodding visit from
Over bubbly Aneka Rice

It's just not hurray for us - see - its Aneka Rice (repeat)