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Song Parodies -> "Zachary"

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Pearl Jam

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The Lyrics

About the WWE's inspirational superstar, Zach Gowen
At home
Watching wrestling
He was dreaming
Him in the ring
Standing in triumph
Arms raised in a V
Cancer took his leg away from him
Didn't want special attention
The dream lived on, he just didn't care.
King Vince.McMahon the Wicked
Ruled his world
Zachary got his chance that night
Zachary got his chance that night
Clearly Vince remembers
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a useless little kid
But they'd unleashed a fighter
Climbed the ropes
And hit a moonsailt on the Show
How could we forget
Hit Vince with a hard low blow
His jewels left hurtin'
Signed his contract
That was Zach's night
He thanked Brock and Kurt
Showered by the fans ' affections
A title belt may just be what he'll someday wear.
Sir Zachary the Mighty
Had his world
Zachary beat the Show that night
Zachary beat the Show that night
Wish that I'd taped this
Wish that I'd taped this
When it happenned......

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Wild Man - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to say that you are making quite a name for yourself Jared. You use original subject matter in many of your parodies. Nice work

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