-> "My Shaved Face"
Original Song Title:
"My Brave Face"
Parody Song Title:
"My Shaved Face"
The Lyrics
My shaved my shaved, my shaved face
I've been wearing a beard
Hairy whiskered as I am
Hiding from the ex-wife
I've been hiding my puss
Now I want to get back
I've been hacking with blades
At the bird nest that for long
Has been stuck to my chin
Now I don't have to scare anybody
Or now live in this shack
Ever since I lost my job that paid that alimony
I've been happier to live life as a bum
As I pulled the cans out of my cart for the last time
I go place them on her gravestone
Now that I am free again
She won't come after me again
The simplest things I can do again
Now I'm not a disgrace
Now I can show my shaved face
Now I can show my shaved face
My shaved, my shaved, my shaved face
Since that vicious bitch died
I've become a handsome man
And I'm living the good life
I've been making up
For lost time and I am dating away
Ever since I cleaned up I've been trying to
Get back all of the things that she took from me
I feel due
As I make another dollar
That is finally all mine
I am able to make life new
Now that I am free again
She won't come after me again
The simplest things I can do again
Now I'm not a disgrace
Now I can show my shaved face
Now I can show my shaved face
My shaved, my shaved, my shaved face
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