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Song Parodies -> "No More Beers"

Original Song Title:

"No More Tears"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"No More Beers"

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The Lyrics

Have a recording of this that my Brother and I did. I'll submit that when I can find it!!!!!
"No More Beers"

We all slapped high fives because our team won again
"It's time for a cold one!!" I yelled out to my friends
I went to the fridge to buy us all one more round
There wasn't a bottle or a can to be found

I never thought that we'd run out this soon
The fridge is empty
Believe me when I tell you
These words brought four grown men close to tears
There's No More Beers

We gathered up every empty can we could find
We counted them up, we only had twenty-nine

We searched our pockets, but, we didn't have a single penny
I asked my wife for five bucks, but she said
"I'm really sorry Dear----NO MORE BEERS!!"

The next thing I know, I'm watching T.V. alone
All of my buddies and my Brother went home
I really feel bad because I ran out of beer
I bet they won't watch another sports event here

I never wanted it to end this way
I'm really sorry
If you'll come back again I promise you
These words you'll never hear
There's No More Beers

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A 444-pack from me.
Jeff Reuben - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ozzy and beer, goes together like pickles and chips. Well done!

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