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Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Crazed Maniac

The Lyrics

I'm sorry about the racism of this song. I just thought it would be different, and messed up I guess. In fact, I am a mexican-american and am sorry about this.
Gazing through the fence at the border,
Wondering will I jump the fence,
Hoping that the border patrol won't see me.

After all there's just me and my hat,
And here I am again trying to jump,
Making sure I can get there for good,
This time.

I'm just a beaner,
I pick beans all day.
I'm just a beaner
Who dreams of better days.

I watch the sun begin to rise,
That part is hard to sing in Espanol.
After all I'm gonna find a better place to live,
This time.

I'm just a beaner,
I bean and bean all day oh yeah.
I'm just a beaner,
Who dreams of better days.

Your politics are all confusing to me
Seems to me like you forget your laws from time to time.
Without each others help there ain't hope for us.
Those that dream of living in your country.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

If only we could do your jobs for nearly free.
It would be nice if we could.
When will your anger, hate and biggotry ...
Be gone?

I'm just a beaner,
I bean my life away,

I'm just a beaner,
Who beans for better days.
Even on Holidays.

I'm just a beaner,
Who's searching for the way

I'm just a beaner.
Beaning my life away
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

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