Elections are coming, better start my campaign
I'll make all the promises, they're always the same
I won't raise your taxes, I will start no more wars
I'll fix the economy and help out the poor
So I broke a few promises after I was elected
How can I prove myself to you this time if I'm rejected here
Four more years, four more years, four more years, four more years

I've dealt with Osama and I've dealt with Iraq
Tell me just one reason why you won't have me back
I think you would do the same thing if you were inside my shoes
I hope Dick Chaney survives long enough to make it through here
Four more years, four more years, four more years, four more years

(Jumbled sound bytes from Dubyah himself)

I hate these new ballots, they make me want to shout
The people in Florida might figure them out
If I lose in 04 it will make me look bad
I'll be a one-term guy like my old droopy dad
I'll kiss the babies, I will even kiss your butt if you want
Whatever it takes, this ass will not lose out to an elephant
Four more years, four more years, four more years, four more years