-> "Mama, I Moved To Rome"
Original Song Title:
"Mama, I'm Coming Home" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mama, I Moved To Rome"
Phone it rings, and doorbell dings
But I'm not there I'm kissing rings
Mama, I Moved To Rome
Crimes gone bye in city streets
Where we have monks kissin' Holy Feet
Told ya, I Moved To Rome
They hooked me in, when they spoke about
Just how old Ben the Sixteenth is
So I praised the lord, became devout
Now I wait for Ben's demise
Matthias Guy's a Tour Guide
When I'm off work chug Holy Wine
Come on, and make me Pope
I may delight when nuns wear thongs
This virgin thing is just plain wrong
Sister, I want to bone
Selfless love for our Lord above
Religion I'm enthralled, yeah
And I'm going to free the peaceful dove
As a sign of care for all
Had Faith and Grace in bed, few times
But now I have those in my heart
I say prayers at that one shrine, yeah
Cause Rama, Rama… I live in Rome
I live in Ro-o-o-ooooome
(Witness the Solo, and Rejoice)
I haven't sinned, a true Boy Scout
Even got me circumcised
I wear the gown, look like a clown
At least there's no neckties
To please this place's an uphill climb
Dude, you cannot even fart
And just forget about the moonshine, damn…
Ah, F*ck it, F*ck it… I'm coming home
I'm Coming Home!
I'm Coming Home!
I'M COMING HOME!!!!!!
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