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Song Parodies -> "Mama, I Moved To Rome"

Original Song Title:

"Mama, I'm Coming Home"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Mama, I Moved To Rome"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright.... Event 3
Phone it rings, and doorbell dings
But I'm not there I'm kissing rings
Mama, I Moved To Rome

Crimes gone bye in city streets
Where we have monks kissin' Holy Feet
Told ya, I Moved To Rome

They hooked me in, when they spoke about
Just how old Ben the Sixteenth is
So I praised the lord, became devout
Now I wait for Ben's demise

Matthias Guy's a Tour Guide
When I'm off work chug Holy Wine
Come on, and make me Pope

I may delight when nuns wear thongs
This virgin thing is just plain wrong
Sister, I want to bone

Selfless love for our Lord above
Religion I'm enthralled, yeah
And I'm going to free the peaceful dove
As a sign of care for all

Had Faith and Grace in bed, few times
But now I have those in my heart
I say prayers at that one shrine, yeah
Cause Rama, Rama… I live in Rome
I live in Ro-o-o-ooooome

(Witness the Solo, and Rejoice)

I haven't sinned, a true Boy Scout
Even got me circumcised
I wear the gown, look like a clown
At least there's no neckties

To please this place's an uphill climb
Dude, you cannot even fart
And just forget about the moonshine, damn…
Ah, F*ck it, F*ck it… I'm coming home
I'm Coming Home!
I'm Coming Home!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Agrimorfee - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever stuff. I had to read it twice to get the story (must be too early in the morning).
Matthias - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, The story is actually pretty simple. Man moves to Rome in hopes of soon becoming Pope, but then realizes that it's way too much damn work to even considered becoming Pope, and thus he returns home.
Jack Wilson - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it, 5s
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
unique it
Phil Alexander - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Was that both Faith and Grace at the same time? Nun like 'em, I say ;-) But if you're off to Rome, better watch out for them ants:
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this Ozzy's story? Good one. 5's
tomario - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
if you were pope would you have to parody the bible? loved it 555
Michael McVey - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You'll never get elected pope with THAT attitude :E, but this is quite funny. Especially when my SIL lives there and she's by far the least religious of the three (my wife being, of course, the most religious).---MM
bobpiecheese - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) At least your effort to become Pope is better than the efforts of Bob from the Yirmumah! comics...he just phoned up and asked. Well done!
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Very well written, paced quite well. . .All in all a good parody, it seems this contest is forcing us to all be creative just to stay in the contest. . .sorry I've been so slow to respond, but you know why. . .see ya later.
Cat - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Really more of the Vatican than Rome itself...but "Vatican" doesn't fit! Anyway, great job.
Jack Wilson - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) See above, this rules.
Below Average Dave - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I already posted my opinion on this one, but wanted to thank you for posting this in the "Pimp Your Parody" section at badave as well.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting what another read through can do because I grokked it this time (grokked meaning, "I comprehended it and loved it"). The self-referential "Matthias Guy's a tour guide" line is a bit too insular. The "Faith & Grace in bed" stanza is pure genius. Bless your mess.
bobpiecheese - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above, 555, etc etc.
Rex - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Matthias, you should never have put Benny Hill in charge of the nunnery. :-) Inspired idea.
Jeff Reuben - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well that was an off the wall idea for a story :) Well done, I enjoyed.
Below Average Dave - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Above,:)

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