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Song Parodies -> "No More Spears (Performed by K-Fed)"

Original Song Title:

"No More Tears (Full length version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"No More Spears (Performed by K-Fed)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

DKTOS? This song is about Kevin Federline's lament at his recent divorce from Britney Spears. It is performed by Kevin, with some attorney guy providing the spoken dialog.
(Long intro)

I put out my album with a tear in my eye
My baby ain't speaking and I think I will cry
A woman of Spears showed me she'll never be coming back
The man in the suit will bring another attack

Attorney's got a summons from the court inside his suitcase
The critics speared my album, said I can't rap, I'm a nut case queer, ya

No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears

The day of election, my divorce closes in
I know what she means by "Oops! I did it again"

I see the man attorney holding papers, can he sue me?
I close my eyes to think they'd hear my songs and cover up their ears

No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears

(String interlude)

(Piano solo)

(Spoken:)
It was written in the stars
Kevin gets no remorse
Still, most marriages now
Will always end in divorce

(Guitar solo by Zakk Wylde!)

So now that it's over can't we just say goodbye?
I'd like to move on and meet a girl with three fives
Maybe a diss before I sign you away
Your lips were so cold, or maybe mine were, no way

I never wanted it to end this way my love my darling
But now you filed suit, my album's off the charts and falling here

No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears
No more Spears, Spears, Spears

(Outro)

(Spoken:)
Will always end in divorce, in divorce, in divorce,... etc.

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Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555!
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Chris, you did it again! And guess what: This means... she's available! And you GOTTA be a step up from Federline!

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