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Song Parodies -> "Beamer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Bill Schofield a.k.a. !B.S!

The Lyrics

"Beamer" is a slang term for a BMW
Gazing through the window of my beat up car
Wondering if Betsy will survive
Wishing that the knocking sound in the engine would die

Finally I gave up on that little car
And pulled into the nearest car dealer
I climbed into the seat of a fancy sedan
And drove away

I bought a Beamer
To cruise my life away
Driving a Beamer
I drive it every day

If ever you don't like the current car you drive
You need something with a little more pizzazz
A better car for driving to and from the store
In style

Just buy a Beamer
There is no better way, oh no
To drive a Beamer
The sign of better days

You may prefer a Caddy or Mercedes-Benz
It doesn't really matter much to me
Without the money in the bank to cover it
My Beamer was only a fantasy
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

If only we could all just drive in luxury
And didn't have to think about the bank
When they come to repossess your shiny car...
It's gone!

There goes my Beamer
They took my car away, today
Without my Beamer
I've had much better days, Okay
It's just a Beamer
Could there be a way, today
To get a Beamer
Dreaming about that car
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Copyright 2002

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