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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Ms. Jackson"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

R. Faus

The Lyrics

Yeah this one right here goes out to all my surgeons, yeah my surgeons, surgeons, to the thousands of you... Yeah, go like this

CHORUS: (surgeon)
I'm sorry Michael Jackson [OOOH]
Your face is not real
Looking like that would make a mother cry
Looks like I screwed up a trillion times

My skin is whiter than white, I don't like me
the surgeon been forcing me through like he was from the 'hood
to the operating table tryin to fight me
He needed to take a piece of payment pie and took his bite out
That's my face, I'll don't want to be so ugly that u'll turn the lights out
And let you no my face is no baby and don't deserve no paycheck
Even for this crap surgery , twenty medical bills I pay that
And now look how I look ever since I laid down
And after the effects, my lawyers stay down
I wish I'd never taken the chance
to make me look like this my brain musta been divided
I look like I've been fish fried and cooked out
and no longer will I show my face I've decided
Despite it, please show me the up yours most respect that I need from
All you, do is defend that idiot that looks hindu, yeah


When you look at my face it looks like I got a mask on
You say it's ugly (Ha ha ha)
I say it's horrible (Ehh!)
Hope that I don't look this way forever
You may have a girly voice,
but now you look worse than ever, Michael Jackson

Ten times out of nine, his surgery has screwed me up mighty fine
Throw a bag over my head and I'll look devine
I try to fix it again but now that's just a dream
nothing bout that face that could make you sing
Now I know I gonn look this way forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that when every mirror cracks they can't all be wrong
Michael Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could
undue the sugery because you used to
look like a me now you look like a she, can't you see
Askin what happened to the beautiful person that was he
Bad my nose is so small staring at it will drive you, mad
So grotesquely distorted no one evry shall be, glad
So know this, know that what happened is not cool
And no would I ever show my face at school,
or graduation


Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way I look, see"
No, look at the way you treat me
There goes your next discount surgery away
man now do you sure look gay
Without a paddle, you left to straddle
and ride this thing on out
Now you look so repulsive you better never speak no more
cause lipstick all In ur mouth
Knahm'talkinbout? Jealousy, infidelity, envy
I never have those for you homeboy I'd chuck my organs into the sea
So who you placin the blame on, you keep on singin the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get that mask on
You and ... some other guy


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