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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Ms. Jackson"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the other Jacksons, Jermaine...
Marlon, Tito , heh heh... Jackie, Latoya...
Yeah, go like this

CHORUS:
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind

A vicious cycle, Michael, it's crazy
He's doing things like putting his face through another round of plastic surgery, it scares me
It turns his nose, even smaller than before and bugs his eyes out
And right now, he's looking like he covered his face in white-out
Before this he could put out anything, and we all bought it
Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, Dangerous, we got it
But now he's suing his record company, he says they kept his pay down
But hey, maybe all the weird surgery is why his album sales are way down
His nose is all but disappeared from sight, and his skin keeps getting lightened
Lookin' bugged out, wacked out, he's got some loose screws he needs to get tightened
I'm frightened, there's some nuthouses he needs to make a call to
All you, do when your hear MJ is, turn down the volume, yeah

CHORUS:
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind

What is his problem?
No one can tell what's goin' on
He used to have our love
Those days are long gone
Hope that he gets his
Gets his act together
He went from a beloved musician
To a hated child molestor
Michael Jackson

His mind's gone unwind, see it's a fine line
Between being cool and sending shivers up people's spines
He was king, and the whole crowd would scream, when he would sing
"I Want You Back" and dance to "Billie Jean"
Someone tell me, why wouldn't we love him forever?
Molestor? A child molestor? A child molestor??
We never ever would have guessed it'd go this wrong
And now he's in big trouble because all his money's gone
Michael Jackson's bank account has been blown, who would have known
He'd blow his cash like MC Hammer and hafta mooch off Janet
What a creep, what a freak, makes me shriek
The fact that he can get away with this crap is making me MAD
We should send him off to pedophile reHAB
'Cause we believe him now when he says that he's BAD
If he thinks he'll get us to forgive him he's a fool
All he has now is memories of when he used to rule, and rock the nation

CHORUS:
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind

"The industry mistreats me", right, why don't you get off my TV
I'd rather chew broken glass than listen to anything off that CD
That record's garbage, don't get me started, makes me wanna shout
It only took one listen before I threw that record out
Know what I'm talkin about, insanity, lost reality and he's
Lazy, crazy, if he thinks he'll get money from me
All his fortune and fame gone, I'm not listenin' to those lame songs
He's all wrong, say "so long," he can go on and get the hell on
Him and his monkey

CHORUS:
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He's one scary creepy looking guy
He was cool but now he's lost his mind
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
Scares off children, makes them scream and cry
They once loved him, now they run and hide
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
He would grab his crotch and sing real high
Made us wanna gag and turn our eyes
That freak Michael Jackson [WHOO!]
What is his deal?
Had it all but he waved it goodbye
Threw it all away, I don't know why

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Bill - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
this is sad. how could u guys make fun of him like that. i'm not a big fan of his or anything but that's just sad.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Art teacher from The Simpsons voice:) Another triumph! I particularly like the chewing broken glass line.
JarIsaDoor - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
И вот к Вам, Мадам Робайнсонвхо теперь Aon loaths Вы больше, чем Вы будете знать (теперь, теперь, теперь), кукушка hoho жует

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