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"Soda Pop"

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The Lyrics

Soda pop, yo


Went to the store just yesterday
And I found this great big aisle
Filled with all of this pop stuff
Well, I stayed there for awhile
Well hey, you got to realize
That I love this stuff a bunch
I’m gonna drink it every day,
You know, for breakfast,
Dinner, and lunch
(Drink up now)

(It doesn’t matter)
‘Bout the kind it is
Or the flavor or its taste
(All that matters)
Is that you realize
That this drink its just great
(It doesn’t matter)
About the cost it is
Or where I go to buy it
(All that matters)
Is that you just know
It’s the best and you can’t deny it
(Drink up now)

Do you ever wonder why
These soft drinks are so fly?
They take you on a ride
Drink it when your taste buds
Need a shock
(Your taste buds need a shock)
I’m never gonna stop
(Gonna stop)
Buy all that the store’s got
Come on now
This. Tastes. Like. POP!

Soda pop
Just one sip then you can’t stop.
I know you like this soda pop
I. Love. This.

Now, why you wanna try
To not go buy
The kind of drink I love?
‘Cause I just like drinkin’ what I like
And I cannot get enough
Tired of you takin’ all
Of my Sprite cans that are empty
Just worry about yours
‘Cause I’ma get mine
When I feel like can’t you see?

(It doesn’t matter)
‘Bout how old it is
Or the expiration date
(All that matters)
Is that you realize that it’s a
Drink that’s great
(It doesn’t matter)
About the size it is
Or whether I get a Fanta
(All that matters)
Is that it is pop
Do you want some?
I know you wanta
(Buy more now)

Do we need to go and buy (Buy)
This drink that is so fly?
(Drink that is so fly)
It makes you act so high
Mountain Dew has
A sugar level that’s high
(A sugar level that’s high)
I’m never gonna stop
(gonna stop)
And Mug’s Root Beer’s all you got
Just drink it
I. Want. Some. POP!


I’ll never get tired of drinin’

Soda pop
Soda, soda pop
Do you also like pop?

Do you think I need to buy
(Think I need to buy)
Some more Canada Dry?
(more Canada Dry?)
I better take a ride
To the nearest
Wal-Mart to get pop
(Wal-Mart to get pop)
Maybe I could stop
(Maybe I could stop)
Eighty bucks is all I got
Come on now
Dew’s. The. Best.

Do you ever wanna try
(Ever wanna)
This pop that I think is fly?
(Pop that I think is fly)
I’ll take you on a ride
To the Coca
Cola Factory
(Cola Factory)
Baby can’t you see
I’m addicted to Pepsi
This. Must. Be. POP!

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