Original Song Title:
"I Want You Back"
Parody Song Title:
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)
It always used to hang there,
Right below my pube hair. (yeah)
But now there's nothing left there,
My-y-y-y-y.... My poor nut sac!
I wanted to hit high notes,
I wanted to be attractive to other men.
What was I thinkin' about back then?
But now it's seems I'm lonely,
I can't even pitch my tent at night.
I wake up in a sweaty fright.
I'm always gettin' taunted
I can stand to wee now, yeah
I'm starting to grow breasts now,
I'm a Trans-sex-u-al
Lately I've been thinkin'
Maybe I have made a huge mistake,
Now I need sex toys to mas-tur-baaaaaate.
So grab some Energizers,
And then pass me the lube.
It's seems this is the best that I can do.
No longer have a rod there.
Nothin' below the pube hair, yeah.
I'm nothing but a freak now,
I need my sac...
I can't live my life...
I'll never have a wife.
I'm running out of lube.
Get me some K-Y
Intro-duce me to guys
I sit down to pee...
Always getting' taunted
(People point at me) I can't stand to wee now
(Got to sit down to pee) I've made a huge mistake here,
With my nut sac.
I really want it back now... (yeah yeah yeah)
I'm miss my lil' sac now
I guess I'm just a freak now...
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