-> "Spider-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderwebs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spider-Man"
The Lyrics
The city he protects
Shooting out his sticky webs
The Hobgoblin he will smear
If ever Mary Jane’s in fear
Watch as he’s chucking
Huge trucks at villains
He’ll save the freaking day!
(Yeah) With super strength he’ll punch you out
If battling the Spider-Man
You’ll need a bandage
When he kicks your ass
It might turn bloody (Yeah) So bring a bandage
Cause you sure won’t last
Once a nerd without a spine
Until that mutant spider bite
Now he crawls up walls with ease
And swings between buildings
Determination to the hero vocation
Superman keep your cape!
(Yeah) With each punch you will hear “Ka-Pow!”
While fighting against Spider-Man
Your bones have breakage
Getting Sandman smacked
With webs he’s soaring (Yeah) Fixed the carnage
When Venom attacked
He’ll fill prison vaults
With each bad guy brawled
He’ll splatter them all
And have Scorpion sprawled
Rough up common creeps (Rough up common creeps)
Since Ben died in his Jeep (Ben died in his Jeep)
Green Goblin should be scared (Green Goblin be scared!)
Get your Pumpkin Bombs prepared!
(Yeah!) Aunt May would sure have a cow
If she knew he was Spider-Man
While playing cribbage
That news he will lack
His life’s not boring (Yeah) Fighting garbage
Who will slash and hack
He’ll make all crime halt
While doing wall-crawls
He’s flattered, flattered, flattered by all
With every beast that he mauled
Oooooh, He’s Spider-Man
Shooting footage to make a few bucks
The front page has the Spider-Man
He’ll save the hostage and fight the crooks
Criminal assault he’ll make it all halt
He’ll gather, gather, gather them all
They're thrown in the vault
His name fans exalt!
She’s gawking at the Spider-Man
With his image on every comic stack
He’s stalking down the Spider-Man
To prove that Vulture is no quack
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