-> "Just A Squirrel"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just A Squirrel"
The Lyrics
Take a look at my big black eyes
Winter's cold so I'll stock my food supplies
Don't think that the snow
Will kick me off this land
I'll forage for my grub
As best as I can
I'm just a squirrel, cute and fuzzy
Such an adorable sight
I'm just a squirrel, just looking for a treat
To pack in my cheeks tonight
Ohhhh, won't let you come too near
This rodent who now steps outside
Has many reasons to run and jump and hide
I run from the barking dogs who chase my rear
And also all those little kids
These I fear
'Cause I'm just a squirrel, I run up the tree
And then I will hide out of sight
I'm just a squirrel, hear me skitter and squeak
Whenever you catch me by surprise
Oh, I'm just a squirrel
Please don't aggravate me
Just your typical rodent type
Ohhhhhh, they hunt me down like deer
Ohhhhh, always running out in 5th Gear
I'm just a squirrel
I'm just a squirrel in your world
That's all I'll ever be
I'm just a squirrel
Can't live in captivity
I'll bite your thumb
Yes, you lousy scum
I'm just a squirrel, and my destiny
Collecting nuts and stay on the run
I'm just a squirrel, jumping through the trees
And in the scrumps of suburban dumps
I'm just a squirrel, look at me
Having fun, wait 'til summer is begun
Ohhhh, I'll drop nuts on you
Ohhhh, I'll drop nuts on you
If you don't get me a beer
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