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Song Parodies -> "The Sleepaway Game."

Original Song Title:

"Just A Girl"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"The Sleepaway Game."

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

Warning: May inadvertley give away key plot points to The Crying Game and Sleepaway Camp.
Take this long hair out of my eyes.
When exposed, I've got a big surprise.
So just wait before I show you my huge cans.
Cuz' watch out boys, it turns out I'm a man.

Cuz' I'm not a girl.
Don't sit to go pee.
Oh dear Lord , I must be quite a sight.
Oh, I'm not a girl.
I don't put down the seat.
So the girls often egg me in fights.
OOOOOH! People might find it weird.

The moment I hook up with guys,
I let it fall out. I've got nothing to hide.
I handle the little things,
like being called "Queer".
It's extra little things that bring fear.

Cuz' I'm not a girl.
I swing differently.
Men adore, till they turn on the lights.
Oh, I'm just a girl,
with something else to see.
When guy's do, they can't believe their eyes.
Oh, I'm not a girl.
Take a good look at me.
Just a simple Hermaphrodite.
OOOOOH! People just think I'm weird.

OOOOOH! Should I grow myself a beard?

I'm not a girl.
I'm not a girl, what a world.
It makes me feel more kinky.
Oh, I'm not a girl,
but I still feel real pretty.
This itchy thong makes me angry so.
Oh I'm not a girl.
I may have some big thingies,
but what's below the belt makes them run off.
Oh I'm not a girl, my apologies.
What I've become helps me have lots more fun.
Oh I'm not a girl. Lucky me.
It's more fun, there's no comparison.
OOOOOOH! People they find it ...
OOOOOOH! People they find it ....
OOOOOOH! People they find it weird.

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Jonny S. - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought you said you said you were going to do THREE songs about the Evil Dead trilogy. Not that I'm a fan of it, mind you; I'm just expecting you to be consistent: There's your "Pepper" parody, there's your "Here's To The Night" parody....where's #3??

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