-> "Just a Drunk"
Original Song Title:
"Just a Girl" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just a Drunk"
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Works out, and now I need a break.
My whole life is just a big mistake.
I know a place where everyone knows my name,
I'll drink some scotch and maybe watch the game.
"Cause I'm just a drunk, pitiful me!
Well, I sure do like alcohol.
Oh, I'm just a drunk, ugly and obese!
Don't make fun of the fact that I'm bald.
Oh... pass me another beer!
The moment that I step inside,
So many reasons for me to sit and cry.
I ask if the bartender could make a loan,
but then the bartender sends me home.
"Cause I'm just a drunk, sitting on my ass
and I won't be driving home tonight.
I'm just a drunk; with a half empty glass,
and I'm waiting for the next bar fight.
I'm just a drunk, take a good whiff of me.
Just a guy that is down on his luck.
Oh... pass me another beer.
Oh... my beer better not be clear.
I'm just a drunk
I'm just a drunk in a bar
That's all I know how to be...
I'm just a drunk, living with a beer in hand.
My brain cells are all almost gone.
I'm just a drunk, a real stupid man,
and I'll be here until the break of dawn.
I'm just a drunk, with a big belly
and my keg is now desert dry.
I'm just a drunk, I gotta pee
Tweedle-dee, I'm a sad, sad guy.
Oh... I'd like another...
Oh... I want another...
Oh... Give me another beer.
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