-> "Critique (All I'll ever get...)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Speak"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Critique (All I'll ever get...)"
The Lyrics
Frequently
You leave me witty comments
Bet you have an accent;
Tempts me
I read your songs
And I'm losing all my sense
I can't believe
I could be this dense
You're charming me with parodies
I sure wish that you lived in Tennessee
Critique
That's all that I'll be getting
So I should stop sweating
You might be some pervert
Each week
I can't say what I'm thinking
I have one good reason:
I don't know how to flirt
Our parodies
Well, they can be amusing
But all my feelings lately? Real confusing.
As I write so late at night
I look over your work
And I "ignite"
One geek
Her hormones are distracting
She's overreacting
She ends up getting hurt (no, no, no)
Misspeak
Watch her stagger, stutter
'Cause she cannot utter
Her feelings won't exert
Is it ending?
Gratification pending; mutual?
You and me
Are you busy Friday? I'm free...
Unique
Your parodies astound me
Angels dance around me
Until my mind reverts (whoa, whoa, whoa)
I shriek
Nothing can suppress me
Verbally undress me
With your seductive words
My feelings are overt!
(A-i-ya-i-ya)
(You know I'm just playing
So I'll stop explaining...
Won't speak, no.)
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