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Song Parodies -> "Don't Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Speak"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pee"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

Coke and Dr. Pepper
Water, milk, and root beer

I do believe that you must go
Ya gotta
From all those liquids, but please take heed
The toilet, see, is on the fritz
If you must go, then go out on the grass

Don't pee in my messed up toilet
When you turn the handle, the water won't come back
Don't pee in my broke down crapper
I don't wanna see it, the water all yellow

I understand the preasure that you're feelin'
It can be so very mighty painful
When you cry
You know that I
Have what they call the sympathy pains

Don't pee the john is out of order
So don't try to explain
I know the feeling well
Well, well, well
Don't pee the bowl will soon get fixed
I know you're sneaking pee out
I see the yellow stains

He is coming
The plumber, he will fix the toilet now

I know you gotta pee
But I must shower

Just wait, I'll be out in ten minutes
I got dirt on me and I must go wash it off
Wait, wait
Just wait, I need five more minutes
I need to use a q-tip, to clean out my right ear
To clean out my right ear
There you go, now go pee
I was only kidding

Don't hurt, don't hurt, don't hurt me now
Please put down that knife, man
It all was just a big joke

Now go and pee
now go and pee
Now go and pee, man

Oh, la la la la la
La la la la la

Pee, pee, pee-pee

Flush, flush hombre
flush, flush hombre
Flush, flush
Now go and wash your hands
(until end)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   1

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Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Billy Slim, I thought the first half of it was excellent and then I thought it got a little off pace and it just didn't read out as clean. But it was still a pretty good job. I gave you 4's across and if you could have maintained the type of stuff you had up top it would have 5's easily.
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Off on the pacing a little, but I just kept on chuckling on the last few parts of this! A 4, for the pacing, 5 for the rest from me. Great stuff.
aoid - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
If I was 2 years old and thought "pee" was the funniest word on earth, I'd like this. But since I'm not either...
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Written a few pee songs myself. PEE IS FUNNY DAMMIT
Billy Slim - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the 4's all the way and even a couple of 5's. The reason I chose to go with pee instead of piss is because pee sounds more juvenile, which this parody is. It's about two friends, one who has to go really bad and the other was telling him that the toilet is broken, though it really wasn't, then calling the plumber and telling him it's only a joke so he wouldn't reveal the toilet was really working, then the friend hops in the shower, to prolong the joke. I should've written that at the top. Oh, well. I did here. =)
SpazzMcAzz/Ms.Laci - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
S:Well, i do find this...amusing in a sort of way....M.L.:BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!wow, this is slammin, B.Slim. and if Spazz's Azz would just be more cooperative...we'd giv ya 555555's. kk? S: Laci's crazy....c'mon, Lac...M.L: HEY!!! whats ur problem?!
Vixen Orlodo - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
HALARIOUS that was great loved the ending best it rox
anny - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment much for bathroom humour...not all that great
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Curse you! I just spent an hour on the train writing 'Won't Leak' (a follow up to my 'Think Pee's In Strife' and saw your title in the message list. This one's pretty funny and mine deals with being unable to pee in public when there are other people around so is different enough to submit anyway. Good stuff!

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