Lemonade
Coke and Dr. Pepper
Water, milk, and root beer
SoBe

I do believe that you must go
Ya gotta
From all those liquids, but please take heed
The toilet, see, is on the fritz
If you must go, then go out on the grass

Don't pee in my messed up toilet
When you turn the handle, the water won't come back
Don't pee in my broke down crapper
I don't wanna see it, the water all yellow

I understand the preasure that you're feelin'
It can be so very mighty painful
When you cry
You know that I
Have what they call the sympathy pains

Don't pee the john is out of order
So don't try to explain
I know the feeling well
Well, well, well
Don't pee the bowl will soon get fixed
I know you're sneaking pee out
I see the yellow stains

He is coming
The plumber, he will fix the toilet now

I know you gotta pee
But I must shower

Just wait, I'll be out in ten minutes
I got dirt on me and I must go wash it off
Wait, wait
Just wait, I need five more minutes
I need to use a q-tip, to clean out my right ear
To clean out my right ear
There you go, now go pee
I was only kidding

Don't hurt, don't hurt, don't hurt me now
Please put down that knife, man
It all was just a big joke

Now go and pee
now go and pee
Now go and pee, man

Oh, la la la la la
La la la la la

Pee, pee, pee-pee

Flush, flush hombre
flush, flush hombre
Flush, flush
Now go and wash your hands
(until end)