-> "Just A Theif"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just A Theif"
The Lyrics
Take this dark ski mask off my head
I'm exposed; you're lucky you're not dead
Don't you who the heck I am
I'm a robber; empty you're pockets, i demand
'Cause I'm just a theif, do you remember me?
Won't let you out of my sight
I'm just a theif, all black and discreet
If I'm caught I know all my rights
Oh...I've got loot in this bag
The moment that you step outside
You don't see me because I'm in hide
And then I break in the window that is near
And the cherry-tops are those that I fear
'Cause I'm just a theif, and it's fun to be
And you car is the one that I now drive
I'm just a theif, just shush up; do not freak
'Cause most people scream and down they dive
I'm just a theif
Take a good look at your stuff
Just your typical burglar at night
Oh...I've got loot up to here
Oh...gimme your stuff, is that all clear?
I'm just a theif
I'm just a theif in the world
That's all that I want to be...
I'm just a theif, your stuff's in captivity
Hand over your stuff and don't be worrysome
I'm just a theif, let's find out your destiny
What I've succumed to will make your body numb
I'm just a theif...my apologies
I should of asked before i ripped off your things
I'm just a theif, lucky as can be
Tweedle-dum there's no bills to pay
Oh...I've got loot up to here
Oh...I even stole your beer
Uh-oh...I think the cops are here!
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