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Song Parodies -> "Just A Theif"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Girl"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Theif"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

Artist: No LootSong: Just a Theif
Take this dark ski mask off my head
I'm exposed; you're lucky you're not dead
Don't you who the heck I am
I'm a robber; empty you're pockets, i demand

'Cause I'm just a theif, do you remember me?
Won't let you out of my sight
I'm just a theif, all black and discreet
If I'm caught I know all my rights

Oh...I've got loot in this bag

The moment that you step outside
You don't see me because I'm in hide
And then I break in the window that is near
And the cherry-tops are those that I fear

'Cause I'm just a theif, and it's fun to be
And you car is the one that I now drive
I'm just a theif, just shush up; do not freak
'Cause most people scream and down they dive

I'm just a theif
Take a good look at your stuff
Just your typical burglar at night

Oh...I've got loot up to here
Oh...gimme your stuff, is that all clear?

I'm just a theif
I'm just a theif in the world
That's all that I want to be...

I'm just a theif, your stuff's in captivity
Hand over your stuff and don't be worrysome
I'm just a theif, let's find out your destiny
What I've succumed to will make your body numb
I'm just a apologies
I should of asked before i ripped off your things
I'm just a theif, lucky as can be
Tweedle-dum there's no bills to pay

Oh...I've got loot up to here
Oh...I even stole your beer
Uh-oh...I think the cops are here!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great choice of words Kyle-you did a really good job. :-D
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Kyle B - Pretty Good. As Sp. Police indicated you need to check that area a little better before posting, especially in the song title. Good stuff. though, liked it. Pace was good and it was fun. Hmmm...I was going to tell you about MY "Just A Girl" parody(I'm A Reserve") but I think you might have already looked at it....Or was that, "Don't Peek", the parody of "Don't Speak"? Well, I've done both, if you haven't checked them both out you might like to, I think they're pretty good...Later...
SpazzyMcGee - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
spelling police, go elsewhere, if ur gonna correct things. all though, i do admit i'm a neat freak also.... YO, KYLE, NICE PAROD-EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle B - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I spelled thief wrong; I'm sorry about it.
Lee Rasiel - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That title sounds like I thought that this parody was going to be about "Aladdin"

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