-> "I'm A Reserve"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Just A Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Reserve"
Take these night goggles off my eyes
I'm exposed and I don't trust these guys
I don't think I know exactly where I am
This war is getting closer to Iran
'Cause I'm a reserve in the military
I'd much rather not have to fight
Oh, I'm a reserve, pretty much just meat
Bush just don't give a damn 'bout my plight
Oh, I hope I don't die here
Each morning I go on patrol
I see no reason to be in this rathole
I can't do a freakin' thing 'cept shake in fear
Wish I was in the states 'stead of here
'Cause I'm a reserve, I'd rather not be
Hope I can stay alive through the night
Oh, I'm a reserve and I just dare not sleep
Those insurgents might put out my lights
Oh, I'm a reserve prayin' down on my knees
That I sure hope I don't lose my life
Oh, I wish that I weren't here
Oh, now I'm shaking; I'm in fear
I'm a reserve; just a reserve, feeling nerves
As frightened as I can be
Oh, I'm a reserve serving in Iraq, you see
My duties here are sure worrisome
Oh, I'm a reserve, what's my date to leave?
Won't re-enlist now; I'm just not that dumb
Oh, I'm a reserve wanting so desperately
To find out that my tour here is done
Oh, I'm a reserve, just a piece of meat
Wish George Bush had more compassion
Oh, I'm starting now to rue
Oh, I think that I've been screwed
Oh, I'm being used up here...
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