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Song Parodies -> "My Pet"

Original Song Title:

"Regret"

Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"My Pet"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This is the sequel to my "Bizarre Dung Triangle" parody.
Lately it smells rotten
I blame it on the mess
And everywhere inside my home
There's something from my pet
Cleaning up another spray
While the stool I can, the kids will run away

[chorus]
I would like my place as a stool-free zone
Play with my dalmatian as he chews a bone
Housetrained in a day, if he'd just be smart
No more of the stains from his doggy farts

I am upset you see
Almost all the time
Each step presents a danger
Like dodging mines

I couldn't even scrub through
All what my doggy did
It's pushed things to the limits
Up to my trash can's lid
You could say that it's out of hand
And you will see just where it lands
My occupation at the zoo
Cleaning pee and the poo

[chorus]

I had a short snooze
From my life of grime
While doggy excretes danger
Leaving his slime

[chorus]

If I wait tomorrow
The mess will take me all day
It will smell like a Walmart

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AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Precisely why I have only a stuffed dog pet, called, "Sniffy"...funny parody, though, when it's someone elses clean up...
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
And precisely why TT keeps sheep -- they do their doo outside, and fertilize and mow the lawn besides. Sh**ty parody, (not really) but 555 anyway :)
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...especially liked the last line
Red Ant - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
"stool-free zone" and "life of grime" were my faves, as was the ending.
MrMacphisto - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, TT, Alvin, and Red Ant... :)

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