Song Parodies -> I'm Like a Turd
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Like A Bird" |
| Original Performer: | Nelly Furtado |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Like a Turd" |
| Parody Written by: | Kryptonite |
Me and my frend wrote this
You're booty's full, that's for sure
You're never full of gas
You're butt's big, but its not for sure
Cause you always pick your ass
I thought your poop was gray
I thought your poop was blue
Chorus-
I'm like a turd, I might be gone today
I don't like the sound of toilets, never know which one i'll go in
And baby all I really need to know is
I'm like a turd, I wanna fly away
I dont like flushing toilets, never know where my home is
And all I need for you to know is
Constipation brings me to tears
Even after all these years
And it pains me so much like hell
I don't want my butt to swell
I thought my butt was red
I thought my butt was blue
(Chorus-repeat)
Its not that I dont like your pie
Its just that every time I try to eat it I have to go pee
Each and every single day I know
I might eventually poop more than once a day
I thought my poop was red
But now I know its blue
Hey I'm just scared
That it may leak through
(Chorus-repeat x3)
You're never full of gas
You're butt's big, but its not for sure
Cause you always pick your ass
I thought your poop was gray
I thought your poop was blue
Chorus-
I'm like a turd, I might be gone today
I don't like the sound of toilets, never know which one i'll go in
And baby all I really need to know is
I'm like a turd, I wanna fly away
I dont like flushing toilets, never know where my home is
And all I need for you to know is
Constipation brings me to tears
Even after all these years
And it pains me so much like hell
I don't want my butt to swell
I thought my butt was red
I thought my butt was blue
(Chorus-repeat)
Its not that I dont like your pie
Its just that every time I try to eat it I have to go pee
Each and every single day I know
I might eventually poop more than once a day
I thought my poop was red
But now I know its blue
Hey I'm just scared
That it may leak through
(Chorus-repeat x3)
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