-> "Touch Them, At Night"
Original Song Title:
"Black Or White" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Touch Them, At Night"
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)
I'll hold your baby, I won't even think twice.
Is that your son there, Wow he really seems nice.
Would you think it forward, if I asked if he could stay the night ? (hee hee)
I'll say that I'll sleep elsewhere, but I wanna see his weewee, that's right.
I'd advertise in Highlights magazine.
But the authorities would come and get me.
I really like the pre-teens, I like to have them my bed (hee hee)
When the lights go out in Neverland, maybe I can get me some head.
I hate all this attention.
I don't like to play rough.
The authorites dislike me.
But they can't call my bluff.
I got away before, I'll get away again.
I'm worth lots of money, I can afford to play this game.
He was accused, of child molestation
Caused an uproar across the nation.
He's just a freak now, and now one cares.
'Cept the things he does in boys underwear.
Then the feds came, and they took him away
"You're going down" is what they'd say.
He's an adult now, and he's not a boy
Kinda makes ya wonder why he has all them toys.
So if ya come to Neverland
Be sure to ride to Feris Wheel. (hee hee)
I'll I ask in turn , is that you give little Jacko a feel.
If you want to ride the coaster,
It's just the clothes you'll have to peel.
I love all the children
Hey feds why can't we make a deal?
They stay, at night. I touch them in their sleep. (yeah yeah yeah)
If it's, not right, I don't care you see (yeah yeah yeah)
I love them all, and screw authority. (yeah yeah yeah)
Touch them, at night (woo)
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