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Song Parodies -> "8 and 9"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"8 and 9"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

I found my babies at their Saturday game,
Boy is that girl with you
Yes their one in the same

Do you believe in miracles?
And a miracle's gonna happen tonight

But, if they wanna be my babies,
It don't matter that their 8 and 9

They gave me a massage in the Saturday Sun,
I have to tell them they ain't second to none.

And they talk about pedophilia and it's true
Either it's wrong or it's right

But, since you wanna be my babies,
It don't matter that their 8 and 9

I ain't tired of this devil
I ain't tired of this shit
I ain't tired of the business
Now when the going gets tough.
I ain't scared of your mother
I ain't scared of no kids
I ain't scared of nobody
The kids going to get with me.

Rap

Don't tell me they agree with me
When they saw stick my pick up their thighs

But, since they wanna be my babies,
It don't matter that their 8 and 9.

I said, since they wanna be my babies,
It don't matter that their 8 and 9

I said, since they wanna be my lovers,
It don't matter that their 8 and 9

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