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Song Parodies -> "Bam"

Original Song Title:

"Jam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bam"

Parody Written by:

Dj-JohnnyRka

The Lyrics

A song for Emeril Lagasse's EMERIL LIVE!
Station to station
I am flipping through the channels
Simply searching for a program
That will suit my wants, my hunger craves
I came across "Food Network"; there's a guy
They call Emeril
Who's cooking up some different food
It makes me sweat and drool at mouth

I set down the remote
'Cause I was getting weak at knees
The food just looked so good
Now what's he adding to the beans?
I told my brother
There's a guy who
Sings and cooks and talks
Now I live each day
To hear the words

"Kick it up" "Kick it up"
"Bam!"
It ain't too hard to
(Bam)
It ain't too hard
It ain't too hard for me to Bam
It ain't
It ain't too hard to
(Bam)
It ain't, don't you
It ain't too hard for me to

The band keeps changing
Adding new flavors to old-school dishes
In the room
He tosses spoons and talks about
Partridge Family
I told my sisters
You should check out this guy's cooking
I'm addicted to his talking
Makes me want to cook
Though I don't know how

He adds in Thyme, and Ghudda
Then he just sings right along
With the band that is jamming
With a Caribbean type song
I just want you to say one simple phrase to me
No, it's not redundant
It's more peaceful than that

"Kick it up" "Kick it up"
"Bam!"
It ain't
It ain't too hard to
(Bam)
It ain't too hard
It ain't too hard for me to Bam
It ain't
It ain't too hard to
(Bam)
It ain't, don't you
It ain't too hard for me to
(Bam)
It ain't too hard
It ain't too hard
It ain't too hard for me to Bam
It ain't
It ain't too hard
(Bam)
It ain't don't you
It ain't too hard for me to

[RAP]
Bam, Bam
Here is a man, hot pan
Emeril stands
Mixin' up what's bland
Makin' funny cracks about the food
That's in the pan
Cheddar Omelets
The eggs are fried
"Pork fat rules"
Trinity, trinity
Rhoda says get going
Get frozen Oreo's
But there we won't go
Happy, happy, happy
Hello, Houston
Now its about time for him to go

Bam
It ain't
It ain't too hard to
(Bam)
It ain't too hard
It ain't too hard for me to Bam
Dad gone it
It's not rocket science
(Bam)
It ain't, don't stop
It ain't too hard for me to
(Bam)
It ain't
It ain't rocket science
(Bam)
It ain't
Don't you
It ain't too hard for me to bam
It ain't
It ain't rocket science
(Bam)
It ain't, don't you
It ain't too hard for me to
(Bam)

It ain't too hard for me to bam
It ain't too hard for me to bam
It ain't too hard for me to bam

Dad gone it
Title & Lyrics by: Jeff Bell and Emeril LagasseBoltonBros.Co 2001

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