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Song Parodies -> "Men In Black"

Original Song Title:

"Black Or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Men In Black"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here's the Youtube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGapuYUTOo
You’ve got a problem
With some slime dripping fangs
We bid him adieu
When our huge guns go “Bang!”

You should believe in aliens
Cause an alien
Made your wife a snack

But this happens almost daily
Neuralize you
We’re the Men In Black

We print their message
In “Weekly World News”
Folks don’t believe it
Till the space creatures ooze

And while Bush is scared of “Terrorists”
Our Earth’s doom
Is caused by Vogon
Attack

And while it might be scary
We’ll protect you
We’re the Men In Black

Some disguised as lawyers
Some disguised as skunks
Some like Michael Jackson
Look human till his face is sunk

We ain’t scared of Darth Vader
We ain’t scared of no Mork
We ain’t scared of Chewbacca
We’ll friggen blast the dork

(Agent J: Rap)
Protectin’
Earthlings
On our Planet
Ever since
Man first began it
They’ve been hid here
As a bull or snail
Our job is one we cannot fail
The human mind erases
And replaces
Traces
But sometimes it don’t
That’s where our case is
We make folks
Get dumber
So they don’t see a Vulcan being a plumber

(Sung)
Roaches check in, but they don’t leave
Agents J and K will give them a smack

Cause if you’re feeling outer-spacey
You’ll be splattered
By the Men In Black

I said…
If you birth some Martian babies
We’ll help nurse ‘em
We’re the Men In Black

I said…
If your gal got zapped to Saturn
We’ll retrieve her
We’re in Men In Black


Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah now
Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah now

We’re Men In Black
In weaponry there’s no lack
We’re Men In Black, Whoo!

We’re Men In Black
We’ll give aliens a whack
We’re Men In Black, Whoo!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Gee, all these movie-themed parodies posted today...you'd think there was a competition deadline approaching, Matty! Great riff on one of my fave movies (and a bearable MJ song)...555
alvin - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
2Eagle - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I think they are in white and you were looking at the negative. They are coming to take me away, ha ha...........
Matthias - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof (Who woulda thunk it), and Alvin (That's my life's motto), and 2Eagle (That would explain why Will Smith was a white guy, and Tommy Lee Jones was a black man)
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on this, Matthias! Hey, I wrote a "Men in Black" joke that I sometimes use: Ang Lee, the director of Brokeback Mountain, has a new movie coming out. It's a Sci-Fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. He's calling it, Men in Back. OK, so it's not comedy gold!
The Charnstar - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I read this a while when it came out but cause of I was at TAFE it wouldn't send. But still, BRILLIANT parody, I am so glad I read about it on your myspace. 555
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Pretty good stuff, you didn't take the easy way out with a lot of the pacing issues. (I hated having to sit through the 2 1/2 minutes of the Youtube to get to MJ's singing, but that won't cloud my voting. :))
Matthias - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait... Are you saying that my parody has pacing issues or does not? I'm confused...
Agrimorfee - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
FTR, readers...I meant to say that Matthias did a good job with the pacing.
al - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it and it was kinda apprioate considering Michael Jackson did play M in MIB2.
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.2) See above...who ya gonna call? oops, wrong film...;-)
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.2) wow! loved it Matthias - a great read to the OS - esp. loved "Cause if you’re feeling outer-spacey" - lol - haven't we all? - 555
bobpiecheese - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Brilliant rip on one of my all-time favourite movies!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Very Creative. . .I commend you on challenging such a tough song. Arguably the toughest MJ song next to Thriller to parody. Won't say it's my favorite Matthias parody, but certainly ranking high.
Phil Alexander - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yay... I love MiB so much, I've done my own parody with this title (to Men In Tights). Excellent work, Matthias
Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent work here, especially considering MJ likely came from out there somewhere
Jack Wilson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL I love both movies,own the first one,5s
Mikey Squirrel - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- ..and at the end of the video, we see the Men in Black jump on and wreck a car then use a neuralizer on everyone so they can forget about the crappy ending for the video. (Must have worked- we don't see that original video ending anymore). Well done and very funny stuff, Matthias.
Arwen - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I thought this was fun, Matthias...it made me smile...and I'll probably be singing the OS for the rest of the night.
Agrimorfee - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Did I happen to mention that the pacing was OTM?
Red Ant - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABCM-4) Fun stuff, Matt. The diversions into non-MiB things were a bit odd. The pacing and rhyming were spot on though, and I'm sure you could make a very good video from this.
bobpiecheese - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Still outta this world (surprised no-one's used that pun yet. I guess it's that bad)!
Guy - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-M) Is it just me or is the Youtube link not the song Black and White by Michael Jackson? I am confused and I am not familiar with either MJ's Black & White OS or Getting Jiggy With It by Will smith in the Youtube link provided. Afraid I have no opinion on this. If you could explain it to me then I may understand what it was I was reading and looking at. Sorry. I may just be me, I've been doing non stop advanced distant learning IT certification training for my job and I am a bit burned out. Just taking a break now from 10 hours of straight study and test taking.
stuart mcarthur - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABCM) excellent Matthias - and see my above comment - I'm certainly feeling outer-spacey at the moment (good thing I've got cream for it)- 555
Below Average Dave - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very Creative. . .I commend you on challenging such a tough song. Arguably the toughest MJ song next to Thriller to parody. Won't say it's my favorite Matthias parody, but certainly ranking high. (I know I said that already, but my opinion hasn't changed;))
Jeff Reuben - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Still enjoyed it...see above!
Invisible Boy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job Matthias. No I want to go and watch the movie again.

"erases...replaces...traces...place is"...that's the kind of rhymin' I like...
Mikey Squirrel - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
ABC- Commented before, still a very funny read!

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