-> "Fat Or White"
Original Song Title:
"Black Or White"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Or White"
The Lyrics
Went from a stuck up college to the NBA,
"Does that team suck!?"
So what if we're white and the same
Now I believe in miracles and a miracles on draft night.
But my advice for playin' basketball,
Don't try it if you're fat or white
They print our picture in the Saturday Sun
Crackers lose 117 to none
And I told about shakey knees
And it's true either you can jump or you're white
But if you're thinkin' bout playin basketball
Don't try it if your're fat or white
I am tired of Chris Webber
I can't dunk over a bus
I am tired of Shaq daddy
His shoes are the size of my butt
I am scared of your brother
I am scared of Kobe
I am scared of Allen Iverson damn that dirty is mean
(RAP)
Deflection, no height look at complextion
Wearin' short-shorts in Nelly relation
It's a color war, D.Miles will tell
There is only one side of the tale
See it's just about races, faces, cop chases
Where your shoes come from, your payless laces
I've seen some playas get duller
Ask Mr.Jackson for a favor and change your color
Now I know y'all agree with me,
I'm not gonna mess with that guy named A.I.
So if you're thinkin bout playin b-ball
Don't try it if you're fat or white
Said if you're thinkin bout playin b-ball
Don't try it if you're fat or white
Said if you think you are a brother
Don't even try it if you're fat or white.
OOH,OOH
Yea,yea,yea now
OOH,OOH
Yea,yea,yea now
If fat, if white
It's too tough for you
To jump high
If fat , if white, whoo
If fat, if white
It's too tough for you
To jump high
If fat , if white, whoo
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