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Song Parodies -> "Very Dumb Things"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Young Thing"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Very Dumb Things"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Where did you come from,Johnny?
But so,won't you be unfair
A bad day,is it,Bernie?
Macaroni without cheese
You ain't mature
Go to hell with me
Don't you know now
You wasted my time
Since nothing was right
Don't show me your might
Then tonight you pathetic creep
Will be banished to the max

I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
Yes,I'm being scared
I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
I'm being scared

Back off
Anything is going wrong

Something can stop this stupid
Desire,I'm against you
Please don't get to me,Bernie
This is not an emergency
Crude's all you're craving
Dummy,please ignore me
Don't you know now you wasted my time
What's too tight to fight
Didn't use words right
Lack of pride
Gimme your best shot
I'll give you all I've got

I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
Yes,I'm being scared
I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
I'm being scared

I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
I'm being scared

Very dumb things,repeat after me
I said prove it!
STFU
I said just prove it!
STFU
I said prove it!
STFU
I said no no prove it!
STFU!
I think you're unfair

I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
Yes,I'm being scared
I can't believe it (V.D.T.)
Very dumb things
This is annoying (T.I.U.)
This is unfair
I'm being scared

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breyana - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment
you really put thought into that one! it really fits with the actual song! cool!

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