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Song Parodies -> "Ode to the Jim Carrey Online Forum."

Original Song Title:

"Scream"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to the Jim Carrey Online Forum."

Parody Written by:

Countess Olafina Squalor

The Lyrics

This is to all you dawgs at the Jim Carrey online forum. This is how i (Countess Olafina Squalor) feel about you.
(Glass shattering)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'm sick of their rudeness
I'm sick of their schemes.
Their words are disgusting.
And Fluffy is mean
They keep pushing me down.
I got to get up
As jacked as it sounds
The whole forum sucks!

Their hearts are like shadows.
As black as the night.
They tell me it's wrong
To be a fan of Simon Cowell, but i think that it is right.
And they've got no souls
They don't care about me!
I've got to destroy them
And I won't give up the fight

With so much evil it makes me wanna scream.
their words they're abusing and Cotton's just mean.

I tried to cope with every evil word they write down.

Somebody please shut them down
'cause I just can't take it
they're pressurin' me
they're pressurin' me
the'yre pressurin' me
they Make me wanna scream
they're pressurin' me
they're pressurin' me
they're pressurin' me
Make me just wanna scream!


Tired of them telling me what to do and say.
It's causin' confusion
but they think it's okay

they keep breaking the rules.
I just want to play my own game.
I can't take them any longer.
And now i will go insane.

With so much evil it makes me wanna scream.
Their words they're abusing and Fluffy is just plain mean.

They find their joy in ruining my life.
Someone please shut them down because i just can't take it.
They're pressuring me.
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' me
they Make me wanna scream
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' me
they keep picking on me.
They Make me wanna scream


Oh my god, can't believe what I heard
As I went on the forum this evening
I was disgusted by all their rudeness.
All their rudeness.
All their rudeness.

(Fluffy)

You defile Poochy even more and so the title shall be Alice Does Wonderland and i won't spare the horses.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(michael)
With such rudeness it makes me wanna scream.
Their words they're abusing and Fluffy is just plain mean!

i try to cope with them ruining my life
(both)
Oh someone please just kill them i just can't take it!
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' me, they make me wanna scream
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin' they make me make me wanna scream
They're pressurin me
They're pressurin' me
They're pressurin me, they make me wanna scream.
They're pressurin me.
They're pressurin me.
They're pressuring me, they make me wanna scream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
(Turns off the computer in disgust)
If you are any of the following members: Fluffy, Jimemen, DannyK, Cotton, or Connor....then prepared to be booed at.

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Ana - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
If you can't say something nice, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. (P.S. I spared you a vote because I don't know the song that well.
Anonymous - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
this is just plain stupid!
Violet Baudelaire - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol, this is something I should laguh on! 555

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