REALLY GREEN


DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE POLITICIANS WHO REALLY GOT BACK TO BASICS..

I used to screw around you know the scene
But she was just nineteen
She told me she was on the pill you see
She said I am the one
Who will sh*g on the floor of the House
I was such a fool I was really green
I was really keen
She told me she had had a crazy dream
Of bein the one
Who would sh*g on the floor of the House

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Max Clifford tried to tell me
Be careful of what you
Wear a condom you might be all right
The Whips Office guys they told me
The press have got their eyes on you
And not even Max can save you
When they've got you in their sights

I'm really green she's not my lover
She's just a girl who says that
I am the one
But the kid is not my son


She took the money to kiss and tell
She said you can go to hell
Such a story boy did it sell
Career down the pan
Cos we sh*gged on the floor of the House
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice

She told my wife she called the CSA
What could I say
She sent a photo and my wife just cried
His eyes were like mine
Cos we sh*gged on the floor of the House

Max Clifford always told me
Be careful of what you do
Wear a condom and you might be all right
But she had such a perfect body
And I smelt her sweet perfume
The she said you know you want me
And we went back to my room

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