You're pushin' fifty and it's startin' to show
You're not so nifty
You've just let yourself go
You need to get up off your ass now
start workin' out ''.
you know that I'm right
an' if you're thinking of buying Levis
well you'd better wear them slack not tight

Your personal trainer costs an arm and a leg
He's such a sadist he just loves you to beg
But I guess you can't complain
I bet you fantasise about him all night
And if you're thinking about a diet
Now don't be tempted by those Malborough Lights



I'm tired of all these treadmills
I'm tired of all this stuff
I'm tired of all this fitness
I've really had enough
I don't care if I'm chubby
I don't care if I'm hot
I don't care if you think I'm cool
I'm happy with what I've got

Who needs perfection .?..all that bending and stretchin
Twisting round in all directions
It sure hurts like hell lifting those dumbbells
I think my gym days are through.. oh well
Don't wanna be no winner.. get no thinnerr
I'll be a sinner I'll settle for that
The gym's a rat race not a human place
An I don't wanna spend my life bein' a rat

And if you don't agree with
Feel free to kick some sand in my eye
I'm fixin to buy those Levis
An' it don't matter if they're slack or tight

Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now

Too slack too tight
Who's to tell me what's right etc etc

whooooo