-> "Beat the Pistons"
Original Song Title:
"Go the Distance" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beat the Pistons"
I have often dreamed
Of a palace night
Were a Vinnie Johnson
Would be locking down me
Where the crowds will boo
When I slam it right
And Chuck Daly's yellin
At ole Adrian Dantley
We will win someday... I can beat the Pistons
I will make the play... Rodman's maladroit
All the shots I get, will touch naught but net
When we beat the Pistons, I'll send tears back to Detroit.
Down the lane I charge
To meet "Baby James"
And the crowd will wonder
What I'm going to do
And Laimbeer shifts off
For a triple team
And I dish it off for
A slam-dunk by Wil Perdue
And I won't look back... when we beat the Pistons
I will stay on track... to the finals we'll retire
It's a sure thing now, when I see just how
We will beat the Pistons when I abuse Mark Aguirre.
And to look at Dumars' face will be the greatest part.
As I rip his three-peat dreams and crush his heart
I'm a rising star... I can beat the Pistons.
I'll conquer the world... I will give you chills
I don't care how hard... I will beat the Pistons
And I'll torch their hopes at the Palace of Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....burn Hills.
I will celebrate
Don't care if they know
I will get my parade when I'm back in Chi-ca-go.
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