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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Sadman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Sadman"

Parody Written by:

JMasta

The Lyrics

This is about a nerd. Yes the title does say 'I'm A Sadman' but this parody is about a nerdy teenager. Yes their are totally random bits but that's nerds for you.....
I read my book until one
At night it’s fun
You should do it everyone

All the books suck me in
Burning comics is a sin
I’m a sad man I admit

Awake with my eyes open
Golem scares me all night

I am bright
Always right
Books are grand
I’m a clever, clever lad

I really love Sim City
It will always amaze me
Of copies I bought three

I’m a bore, work like fire
Books are my saving desire
Reading books through the night

Awake with my eyes open
Darth Vader scares me all night

I am bright
Always right
Books are grand
I’m a clever, clever lad

E.T. makes me go to sleep
E.T. makes me go to sleep
Not a movie I would keep
Not a movie I would keep
A movie I’m going to make
A movie I’m going to make
It’s called ‘The Secret Life Of Jake’
It’s called ‘The Secret Life Of Jake’

All the chavs say rude words
Some of them I haven’t heard
There was a beast under my bed
But it was just Ol’ Uncle Ned

I am bright
Always right
Library Land

I am bright
Always right
Books are grand
I’m a clever, clever lad

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