Song Parodies -> Enter Mailman
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enter Mailman" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Florio |
About a disgruntled postal employee...
Send the mail
drive around
dont forget
this house
or the people will sound
letters thin
check's within
keep the dogs locked in
When the mailman he comes
make the mailbox open
gripping the letter tight
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
Somethings wrong
theres a fight
and the mailmans right
'bout the letters they write
Its a war
slashed my tires
set my truck on fire
and their dogs they do bite
make the mailslot open
gripping the letter tight
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
now I drive apon the street
keep the letters next to me
and if these letters are just fake
gotta count the lives Ill take
open the mailslot
cant read the words
oh no Is that a dog I heard
Its just a sound from in my head
gotta go and fill my boss up with lead
letters write
send tonight
the mailman
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
drive around
dont forget
this house
or the people will sound
letters thin
check's within
keep the dogs locked in
When the mailman he comes
make the mailbox open
gripping the letter tight
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
Somethings wrong
theres a fight
and the mailmans right
'bout the letters they write
Its a war
slashed my tires
set my truck on fire
and their dogs they do bite
make the mailslot open
gripping the letter tight
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
now I drive apon the street
keep the letters next to me
and if these letters are just fake
gotta count the lives Ill take
open the mailslot
cant read the words
oh no Is that a dog I heard
Its just a sound from in my head
gotta go and fill my boss up with lead
letters write
send tonight
the mailman
letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office
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Thats very funny! v. good pacing as well
lol...thanks Diva
that was embarissing, I mean to say Hannah on the above reply...where I got Diva from, I dont know...:-/
yeah drop the "diva" thing lol but that song was great lol the orignal usta kinda creep me out sadly enough!
I was hoping this was about Karl Malone.
Yeah I was kinda thinkin' Karl Malone here too. But this wasn't bad either.
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