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Song Parodies -> "Enter Mailman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Mailman"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

About a disgruntled postal employee...
Send the mail
drive around
dont forget
this house
or the people will sound

letters thin
check's within
keep the dogs locked in
When the mailman he comes

make the mailbox open
gripping the letter tight

letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office

Somethings wrong
theres a fight
and the mailmans right
'bout the letters they write

Its a war
slashed my tires
set my truck on fire
and their dogs they do bite

make the mailslot open
gripping the letter tight

letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office

now I drive apon the street
keep the letters next to me
and if these letters are just fake
gotta count the lives Ill take

open the mailslot
cant read the words
oh no Is that a dog I heard
Its just a sound from in my head
gotta go and fill my boss up with lead

letters write
send tonight
the mailman

letters write
send tonight
make me pissed
off now to the post office

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 27

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Hannah - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thats very funny! v. good pacing as well
Mike Florio - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
lol...thanks Diva
Mike Florio - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
that was embarissing, I mean to say Hannah on the above reply...where I got Diva from, I dont know...:-/
kt koments - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah drop the "diva" thing lol but that song was great lol the orignal usta kinda creep me out sadly enough!
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was about Karl Malone.
The Great Karlando - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah I was kinda thinkin' Karl Malone here too. But this wasn't bad either.

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