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Song Parodies -> "E.T Bitch (ID4)"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't My Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"E.T Bitch (ID4)"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

This about the hit 1996 movie, Independence Day.
Comin' from space
Alien race
They're claiming "This planet's mine"

Into New York
London, Bangkok
We're all just running out of time.

Stay strong
What's wrong?
They've already played this game before?
You're right but now it's time to kiss our ass goodbye

Bringing us down
While we're still 'round
We're useless

It ain't our fault
What is your call?
E.T. bitch!

E.T. bitch

Out in the sun
Will Smith has come
Draggin' around an alien.

Bring them all down
Hide underground
Damn it all, they attacked again.

The third
We heard
They're heading our way that's for sure.
You're right and now it's time to kiss some ass goodbye
Bringing us down
Into the ground
Nuke's useless

It ain't our fault
What is your call?
E.T. bitch!

Independence Day!

We ain't some toy
A nuke's deployed
Into your ship, we cannot stay.

Shields are no more
It's July Fouth
It's our Independence Day.

We're strong
What's wrong?
You've never been beaten before?
You're right but now it's time to kiss your ass goodbye
And now it's time to kiss your ass goodbye (The fat lady sings!)

Bringing you down
We're still around
You're useless

It's all your fault
We played our call
E.T bitch

No way but down
We're still around
No fooling

We all will smile
Can't beat our style
E.T. bitch.
Oh, it ain't mine

Ain't mine
Your kind
Your running out of time

Ain't mine
Your kind
Your running out of time

Blowing you down
Whole world around
No fooling

It ain't our fault
We beat your call
You E.T oh bitch
Out of time.

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