So gross, yet good at each part
From choking my chicken ajar
Until ol’ John Thomas gets hard
Man I’m a real pervert

Never opened magazines which
Seem too sour for even my taste
But at least this proves I’m straight
And also real pervert

Jab archives and also red tube
Take away self-trust and virtue
S and M is too fun to view
Man I’m a real pervert

They’d be scared if someone knew
They’d be scared more if they go
Where I go

Who knows exactly where are
The sites distant even for cars
Far away somewhere maybe mars
A shelter for perverts

Never shared this boy joy to
Any sane person who won’t
Think it’s jokes

I never looked at this stuff this way
Well, once, maybe when I was eight
Twas prying, what can I say?
Once always a pervert

It sounds sick, but DEEP DOWN it’s true
It’s okay to trust your small dude
Help it find that one special juice
Some sherbets for perverts

Never care for where’s the drain
After you have it your way
Never care for what you choose
Never care which place you go
But just gooooooooOOO
AWWW, YEAAAH!

I know I’d leave my friends scarred
Therapists might quit if I start
To ever explain just how far
I’ve gone as a pervert