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Song Parodies -> "Enter Red Ant"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Red Ant"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

After his Saint Anguish album, I wrote this to a Metallica song, just to spite Jack....
Here's tribute little bug
Mind if we not hug?
Ahhh, c'mere ya big lu-u-ug

Keeps writing
Makes me grin
Kick mime in the shine

Ha! Ha! Red Ant! Ha! Ha-a-aaah!

Keeps with website joking
Gripping his laptop tight!

Exit trite
Humor's Height
Mocked our band
Jack's a clever, clever man!!!

Spoofing songs
Artist's fright
Dan Hill's song was slight
Even Lennon felt bi-ite

Wins galore
Wins required
Song of the month's desired
Won't win till Jack's retired

Yeah!!!!

Rhymezone's window's open
Under that office light

Alice chained
Entertained
Hard rock brand
Next up is Nirvana's band

Heh, heh

(During solo read though Red Ant's parodies)

Jack likes fooling "round with sheep
(Jack likes fooling "round with sheep)

Underwear that you can eat
(Underwear that you can eat)

Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake
(Deep fried mice from Shake N' Bake)

And sexy moms, which dates partake
(And sexy moms, which dates partake)

Write riddles, buggy, it's quite absurd
Writing jokes of what's misheard
"I lust for yeast that's in your bread
What's a corset, Flanders Ned?"

"Chicken fight
Spider mite
Rake my land"

Needs rewrites
Chorus bites
This is sad
Just hope you're happy, happy Jack

Jack
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

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Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, Matthias! A fine tribute to a fine mind from a fine mind. 555
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Off into the Red Ant Land!
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
great tribute...5s
AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Royal job of roasting the King of the Red Ant Hill
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant beats Adam Ant.
Red Ant - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy cow , Matthias, this was freakin' awesome! One note before I begin my praise: I only dislike St. Anger, not Metallica as a band, but choosing a Metallica song was a nice twist.

Now then, the pacing/rhyming carried syllables, etc. were outstanding, and you REALLY outdid yourself by working in so much of my material, some misheard lyrics, satire, a bit about the writing process itself, a bit of self-deprecation, and the "Alice chained" line was the cherry on top. 555+++
Spoof-Man - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant beats Adam Ant any day of the week!!
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, nice OS! Loves the sheep reference.
Matthias - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you all expecially you Red Ant, the title just screamed you, and I can't believe you didn't do this OS already!!!
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ah, the Jack attack! you nailed him here, Matthias, although there certainly is no lack of material to draw from! - 555
Spoof-Man - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This is for the birds, and I love the birds 555
bobpiecheese - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done Matthias! And Stu, you're right about the 'no lack of material' thing. Which probably made it hard for Jack and Agri to write their tributes to Cat and me, as we don't have as many parodies.
Cat - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow...this parody really shows how little of Jack's back catalog I've explored! I gotta see about the edible underwear! Great job, Matthias.
Arwen - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
TRIBUTE...I only vaguely remember the OS...(only the chorus, really)...but this was a fun read about the Ant...nicely done, Matthias.
Stephen Harrington - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
XD 555
Christie Marie M - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Yay-yeah!!...Red Ant Rocks!!!!! Great parody tribute you wrote! I got to check his parodies out! 555!!

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