Song Parodies -> Enter Movie
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enter Movie" |
| Parody Written by: | Josh 2 |
a parody about a really bad cinema and just for the record, I probably wouldnt wanna see grans skinny dippying
12 fifty, to get in
My patience wears thin
A young usher called Lyn
I sit back, and just wait
Aren't these adverts great
Will the movie come on.
Eyelids slowly closing
Til back on comes the light
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
What a rip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
Popcorns crap, coke is warm
and nobody swarms
to see someone perform
In a film, on a screen
Half of which is green
and the roofs coming off
All the seats are broken
Some of them are alight
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
What a rip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
All that caffeine I can't sleep
Pray my sanity I keep
Why'd I come here for (beat) sake
Every week my cash they take
Why do I come here, I'm gonna cry
Only thing to eat was stale pie
I should put a screen in my shed
Home Cinema, Right Said Fred
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
Made me kip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
My patience wears thin
A young usher called Lyn
I sit back, and just wait
Aren't these adverts great
Will the movie come on.
Eyelids slowly closing
Til back on comes the light
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
What a rip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
Popcorns crap, coke is warm
and nobody swarms
to see someone perform
In a film, on a screen
Half of which is green
and the roofs coming off
All the seats are broken
Some of them are alight
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
What a rip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
All that caffeine I can't sleep
Pray my sanity I keep
Why'd I come here for (beat) sake
Every week my cash they take
Why do I come here, I'm gonna cry
Only thing to eat was stale pie
I should put a screen in my shed
Home Cinema, Right Said Fred
Exit Right
Film was (beat)
Made me kip
I'd rather see grans skinny dip
rate n comment
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When I read the top comment, I was scared,but this was good, 5-5-5
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