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Song Parodies -> "Nothing is Matter"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Else Matters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing is Matter"

Parody Written by:

Alan the Ottoman

The Lyrics

Well, nothing is matter if it's energy, but this is a misheard lyrics parody of Nothing Else Matters>
So close no matter our farm
Couldn't be much more frontal harp
Forever trust in who we arm
And nothing is matter

Never opened my cells to sway
Life is us, we live it away
All these words our dojos save
And nothing is matter

Trust I see; can I f*** at you
Every dame for our something news
Open my forum's different view
And nothing is matter

Never came for ones they doomed
Never came for ones they note
But anneau

So close no matter our farm
Couldn't be much more frontal harp
Forever trust in who we arm
And nothing is matter

Never came for ones they doomed
Never came for ones they note
But anneau

Never opened my cells to sway
Life is us, we live it away
All these words our dojos save
And nothing is matter

Trust I see; can I f*** at you
Every dame for our something news
Open my forum's different view
And nothing is matter

Never came for ones they save
Never came for gays they plague
Never came for ones they doomed
Never came for what they note
And anneau

So close no matter our farm
Couldn't be much more frontal harp
Forever trust in who we arm
No nothing is matter
Anneau means ring in French. 'Nuff said.

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