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Song Parodies -> "Enter Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Well, it's been a long time since any Jacko parodies, so I figured this would be a nice one. I just thought of his Neverland when I heard the chorus. And unlike my other music, it's not very repetitive.
Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget my son
Do inform everyone

Lock your doors, trap your halls
Kick him the balls
If he has at least one

Sleep with one eye open
Put up a damn good fight

Black or white
Not alright
Take my hand
Get out of Never-Never Land

Something's wrong, skin's now light
Sexy thoughts tonight
Of little boys and not chicks

Pedophile and a liar
Set his hair on fire
Like in that Pepsi ad flick

Sleep with one eye open
Put up a damn good fight

Beat it now
Show him how
His big hand
Will not be touching little hand

Now I lay me down to zzzzz
Pray the lord no anal buzz
If Jacko ends up in my bed
Pray the lord blow off his head

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just a pedo that's inbred
Out of closet, in your bed

Beat it now
Show him how
His big hand
Black or white
Not alright
Take my hand
Get out of Never-Never Land

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Total Votes: 13

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KmartFreak - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
When I first saw this, I thought it was too similar to the original, but I read on and loved what I saw! 555!
Drake - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That was pretty funny. As above, it would be better if it less close to the real lyrics, but it does get better later.

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