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Song Parodies -> "Enter Tabman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Enter Tabman"

Parody Written by:

Henry Moon

The Lyrics

Packing's done
Little one
Grab your pills and run
Now it's time for some fun

Dolly out
Condoms in
Your passport to sin
Discount drugs-man comes

Screw with both eyes bulging
Dive into the abyss

Can't beat this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands

Something's wrong
Hit the light
This rubber's too tight
I'm like a dwarf with no white

There's no more
Only masturbation

Sleep's out of the question
Mouth too dry to kiss

Can't whack this
Rest your hand
Weekend in the Netherlands

Heart's beating too fast to sleep
Pray the price isn't too steep
If I die before I come
Nuke the site I bought these from

Though I'm like a tub of lard
Part of me is still rock hard
Blood is pounding in my head
It's artificial pencil lead

Swallow this
Strain your gland

Three-night stand
Weekend in the Netherlands

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
VERY GOOD! Brevity at its best! Loved it! 555
Red Ant - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good though a few pacing/stressing problems in a few lines. 455.

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