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Song Parodies -> "McDonald Master"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"McDonald Master"

Parody Written by:

Rebel Knight

The Lyrics

Im a McSlave
Make orders, spend pay. Eating junk all day.
I'm your source of fat-addiction
Veins that pump with fat, clogging life away
Leading to your death's construction

Taste me you will see,
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Send money faster
Obey McMaster
Your death comes faster
Eat at McMaster's
Master

Master of fat foods, I'm pulling your veins.
Stopping your blood, Rotting your brain.
Eating away, you'll feel your heart ting.
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonald's
Master
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonad's
Master
Hell Yeah!

Slinging grease your way, never you betray.
Gluttony of death is clearer
Fake Monopoly prizes for poor
Draws the morons to us nearer

Taste me you will see,
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Send money faster
Obey McMaster
Your death comes faster
Eat at McMaster's
Master

Master of fat foods, I'm pulling your veins. yeah.
Stopping your blood, Rotting your brain.
Eating away, you'll feel your heart ting.
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonald's
Master
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonad's
Master

McDonald, Master
Where's the salad I've been after?
McDonald, Master
Only gave me fries.
Laughter, Laughter,
All I hear from you is laughter,
Laughter, laughter,
Laugh at my pants size.

FIX ME BABY!

Hell is worth all that, apple pies and fat.
Just eat your ass off without a reason
Never-ending craze, people eat for days.
Our cash flow will keep increasin

Send money faster
Obey McMaster
Your death comes faster
Eat at McMaster's
Master

Master of fat foods, I'm pulling your veins. yeah.
Stopping your blood, Rotting your brain.
Eating away, you'll feel your heart ting.
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonald's
Master
Just bring cash and I'll fill your fat dream
McDonad's
Master

Bua ha ha ha ha ha, I'm lovin it.

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Red Ant - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
434. There are a few extra words syllables here and there and is missing the stanza near the end that goes " I will occupy, I will help you die ....".

McD's slogan " I'm lovin it " when spelled without contractions is an anagram for " ailing vomit ".

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