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Song Parodies -> "Terri"

Original Song Title:

"Fuel"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Terri"

Parody Written by:

Big G

The Lyrics

This song relies heavily on the rumors about Terri's case. I can't be sure if they are true (such as what her husband stood to gain from her death) but the whole thing with Terri made me sick. I don't see how anyone could watch his wife starve to death. Her death was a sad day in America and I fear it will lead to worse things.
Michael

Give Her Death
Give her peace
Give me Monogamous Release
Ohhhhh

Turn off feeding tube
Florida court
They crack their gavel
Death lovin' media paints me goooood
Through thick and thin

A couple mil from a lawsuit
New girl
Two kids
Fuck her Bob
I just don't care
About my wife

Ohhhhhh she starves
Food ain't goin in her
I'll be rich smooth and free
Oohhh she starves
Sign of my affection
Quench her thirst with Vaseline

US Judicial System

So give her Death
Give her Peace
He's got the legal piece

Congress Beyond it's job
Swallow justice
Spit out death
Just another Roe V Wade

Yeaaaaaaah
Take the hours
Pass the time
Reject
Re-file
Another justice drops the case
Yeah just drops the case
Case
Case
Case
Case

Ohhhhhh
She starves
Food ain't goin in her
And it's her husbands choice
Ohhhh
And She starves
It's in the Constitution
Quench her thirst with Vaseline

The Vasline comment came from when I heard they placed Vasiline on her lips to stop them from cracking.

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Scrawny Johnny - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
A thought just dawned on me...I want to vote honestly, but the parody isn't funny, it just tells a moral truth. So how would you want me to vote honestly on the how funny part? A one would seem insulting, but I can't a five for how funny, since, well, it's not funny. Maybe in this parody (and others like it), the How Funny becomes Properly Explained Topic, in which you did a great job doing. It's sad to hear about what happened...
Chris Bodily TM - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you a 5 for profundity rather than How Funny it is (which it isn't). Michael Shiavo is the next Hitler for starving Terri to death. I wonder how Kevin Federline will be able to top this -- and I don't mean that as a joke. 5 - 5 (for profundity) - 5
The "Hitler" Clock - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Dan P - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with your points but to me this is not a matter to joke about.
snsanty - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I totally agree with this parody. It is definitely not a laughing matter. I am for dr. assisted suicide in cases where the patient is suffering, but Terri Shiavo was alert and responsive to her parents, who should have been her Power of Attorney instead of that husband.
The "Alert and Responsive" Clock - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Big G - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Note to self, sell clock to a pawn shop. Mr. Clock, can you please stop just saying cuckoo cuckoo and make a point, otherwise stop wasting valuble time and space.
Big G - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I have a correction: according to Ben Shapiro Schivo was also denied lip balm I fail to see how lip balm could keep her alive but...
Big G - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
It's long overdue but I was wrong in Terri's case she was in much worse shape than I thought it was the right thing to send her on, but it was still wrong to starve her to death.

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