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Song Parodies -> "Puttynose"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Puttynose"

Parody Written by:

Some guy

The Lyrics

This is a song about Michael Jackson in prison written in the point of view of the neighbor inmate :P
Say your prayers,
Little one,
Michael' s Surgery 's done, and he really looks dumb.
Tuck you in,
Warm within,
never free from sin,
til the puttynose comes.
(Pre - Chorus)
Sleep with one eye open,
Keepin' you up all night
(Chorus)
'wake all night
due to fright
squeeze my hand
til he goes back to neverland
somethin's wrong with the light
it was on all night
now it's not very bright
dreams of cops,
dreams of guards
dreams of MJ's car
getting stolen and wrecked
(Pre - Chorus)
(Chorus)
and now I lay me down to sleep
(and now I lay me down to sleep)
Michael jackson goes in a DIFFERENT PLAAAANET!
(pre - chorus)
(Chorus)

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Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
345, where is the rest of soft spoken part at? I know sometimes reading from downloaded lyrics ( or even TOS album cover for that matter ) that it can be very hard w/o hearing TOS to get it right, but still funny enough. :)

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