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Song Parodies -> "Enter Diva (American Idol)"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Diva (American Idol)"

Parody Written by:

Ahnonamis

The Lyrics

I love this song. I hate the show. So it was an obvious parody to make...or something.
*1:13 of the best instrumental intro in music history*

"You are up, fifty one
And remember, hon
To leave right when you're done"

So I went, sang my song
Knew I'd win all along
But the British guy's wrong

Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said

"You sing off key"
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show

You were wrong, can't you see
You didn't hear me
I sing beautifully

Songs of love, songs of war
Nothing I can't sing for
Why do you mock me more

Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said

"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show

(Simon)
Now I think that you should know
You are the worst on this show
Please do not open your mouth
Lest your horrid voice come out

Hush young lady, don't sing a word
So I can forget what I heard
I've heard better songs from a mime,
You're the worst singer, of all time
(/Simon)

"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show

"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
...Crap I got kicked off the show

*BOOM* (from doors closing)
If only Simon would grade all people in sing-song

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

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Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't remember the song well enough to vote...but I'll try to make it back before the end of the month.
Obviously not Ahnonamis . . . >.> . . . <.< - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! Best song I've ever read! I give it 3 5's because I love you and I'm sure all the girls do too (and some of the guys)!
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Another newbie? Watching you as well.
BLO-TOWN - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM-I voted...
Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good stuff. Kudos.
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July) "I've heard better songs from a mime" .... that's a great line!
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM I haven't heard this song enough beyond the chorus to give a rating more than 444.
Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny one. Never watched the show, never will. But very good parody.
Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it's a good parody.
Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM, well executed, great line about the mime
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) For Australian Idol our 'arrogant idiot' judge is Dicko (focus of many lame puns). An OK parody seeign this is the last on the list of some very funny parodies it doesn't seem as funny by comparison. 5-4-5
Melhi aka Randy - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's aiiight dawg. :)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Iīm with Johnny on the mime line. Thatīll be about me, I sang in public once and got Greenpeace all over my ass, something about "cruelty to animals" or the like.
Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Super - I know what Luke means, though. This isn't as LOL hilarious as some of the other SOTM entries, but very good (after seeing Diva on TV over here, I would tend to agree that she does go flat... but would love her to try singing Metallica)
Spaff.com - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, now THIS is what American Idol needs - More Metallica, less Celine. I'd love to see some headbanger up there on Barry Manilow night. I'd watch the show. Oh, and more kudos on the mime line.
Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wish this one was first on the list instead of last - hearing Metallica for the first time ever was very hard to take after 3 hours of voting - hee hee. Not bad, tho'. (The parody, that is, not Metallica!) ;-D
Claude Prez - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't really know the original; sorry. Plus I love that stupid show. Ditto on the mime line though.
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Not keen on the group, *hate* the show, but liked the parody!
Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
sotm--Good job, love the original
y - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
i think dat simon is a jack%#& and he feel likes jus because he's da 1 sitting in da chair he has da right to hurt people feelings.yes i agree some cant sang , but they think they can, i mean people think dat is there dream ,dont crash it let them down jus a bit easier then u do,u dont have to say because they overweight or dont have the proper looks {i wonder how u made it so far} betta yet y dont u do wat u do best simon join gay porn

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