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Song Parodies -> "Enter Diva (American Idol)"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Diva (American Idol)"
Parody Written by:
Ahnonamis
The Lyrics
I love this song. I hate the show. So it was an obvious parody to make...or something.
*1:13 of the best instrumental intro in music history*
"You are up, fifty one
And remember, hon
To leave right when you're done"
So I went, sang my song
Knew I'd win all along
But the British guy's wrong
Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said
"You sing off key"
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
You were wrong, can't you see
You didn't hear me
I sing beautifully
Songs of love, songs of war
Nothing I can't sing for
Why do you mock me more
Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
(Simon)
Now I think that you should know
You are the worst on this show
Please do not open your mouth
Lest your horrid voice come out
Hush young lady, don't sing a word
So I can forget what I heard
I've heard better songs from a mime,
You're the worst singer, of all time
(/Simon)
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
...Crap I got kicked off the show
*BOOM* (from doors closing)
"You are up, fifty one
And remember, hon
To leave right when you're done"
So I went, sang my song
Knew I'd win all along
But the British guy's wrong
Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said
"You sing off key"
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
You were wrong, can't you see
You didn't hear me
I sing beautifully
Songs of love, songs of war
Nothing I can't sing for
Why do you mock me more
Why is he so stuck up
Did you hear what he said
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
(Simon)
Now I think that you should know
You are the worst on this show
Please do not open your mouth
Lest your horrid voice come out
Hush young lady, don't sing a word
So I can forget what I heard
I've heard better songs from a mime,
You're the worst singer, of all time
(/Simon)
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
I sing the best on this show
"Sing off key"?
Don't judge me
You don't know
...Crap I got kicked off the show
*BOOM* (from doors closing)
If only Simon would grade all people in sing-song
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User Comments
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(SOTM) I don't remember the song well enough to vote...but I'll try to make it back before the end of the month.
Well done! Best song I've ever read! I give it 3 5's because I love you and I'm sure all the girls do too (and some of the guys)!
Another newbie? Watching you as well.
SOTM-I voted...
DKTOS, but good stuff. Kudos.
(SOTM July) "I've heard better songs from a mime" .... that's a great line!
SOTM I haven't heard this song enough beyond the chorus to give a rating more than 444.
(SOTM) Funny one. Never watched the show, never will. But very good parody.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it's a good parody.
SOTM, well executed, great line about the mime
(SOTM) For Australian Idol our 'arrogant idiot' judge is Dicko (focus of many lame puns). An OK parody seeign this is the last on the list of some very funny parodies it doesn't seem as funny by comparison. 5-4-5
(SOTM) It's aiiight dawg. :)
(SOTM) Iīm with Johnny on the mime line. Thatīll be about me, I sang in public once and got Greenpeace all over my ass, something about "cruelty to animals" or the like.
Super - I know what Luke means, though. This isn't as LOL hilarious as some of the other SOTM entries, but very good (after seeing Diva on TV over here, I would tend to agree that she does go flat... but would love her to try singing Metallica)
OK, now THIS is what American Idol needs - More Metallica, less Celine. I'd love to see some headbanger up there on Barry Manilow night. I'd watch the show. Oh, and more kudos on the mime line.
(SOTM) Wish this one was first on the list instead of last - hearing Metallica for the first time ever was very hard to take after 3 hours of voting - hee hee. Not bad, tho'. (The parody, that is, not Metallica!) ;-D
Don't really know the original; sorry. Plus I love that stupid show. Ditto on the mime line though.
Not keen on the group, *hate* the show, but liked the parody!
sotm--Good job, love the original
i think dat simon is a jack%#& and he feel likes jus because he's da 1 sitting in da chair he has da right to hurt people feelings.yes i agree some cant sang , but they think they can, i mean people think dat is there dream ,dont crash it let them down jus a bit easier then u do,u dont have to say because they overweight or dont have the proper looks {i wonder how u made it so far} betta yet y dont u do wat u do best simon join gay porn
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