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Song Parodies -> "Enter Barman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Barman"

Parody Written by:

Meteaga

The Lyrics

Sod the sandman, who's round is it?
The rounds on me, little one
Dont accept my son
To include everyone
That you puked on
was no fun
Your drinkin's just begun
Til' the barman he comes


Sleep with your mouth open
Gripping vomit bucket tight

Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man

Something wrong, shut the light
Getting pissed tonight
Staying up all night
Thoughts of vodka
Thoughts of beer
Thoughts of drinking here
And the things that will fight me

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping vomit bucket tight

Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man

Now i lay thy down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If i die before i wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little drunk dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just your voices having fun
Getting pissed with everyone

Drank all night
Feel like shite
Grain of sand

Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man

Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Copyright 2004 Gary Lamb. This song and all other parodies by me are my property and mine alone. Any replication or recording of these lyrics must be done so with my permission or a risk of prosecution

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The Great Karlando - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Lars Ulrich should forget about fighting against downloading music...and start worrying about fighting awful parodies of his bands' hits.

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