Song Parodies -> Enter Barman
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enter Barman" |
| Parody Written by: | Meteaga |
Sod the sandman, who's round is it?
The rounds on me, little one
Dont accept my son
To include everyone
That you puked on
was no fun
Your drinkin's just begun
Til' the barman he comes
Sleep with your mouth open
Gripping vomit bucket tight
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Something wrong, shut the light
Getting pissed tonight
Staying up all night
Thoughts of vodka
Thoughts of beer
Thoughts of drinking here
And the things that will fight me
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping vomit bucket tight
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Now i lay thy down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If i die before i wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little drunk dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just your voices having fun
Getting pissed with everyone
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Grain of sand
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Dont accept my son
To include everyone
That you puked on
was no fun
Your drinkin's just begun
Til' the barman he comes
Sleep with your mouth open
Gripping vomit bucket tight
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Something wrong, shut the light
Getting pissed tonight
Staying up all night
Thoughts of vodka
Thoughts of beer
Thoughts of drinking here
And the things that will fight me
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping vomit bucket tight
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Now i lay thy down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If i die before i wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little drunk dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just your voices having fun
Getting pissed with everyone
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Grain of sand
Drank all night
Feel like shite
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Take my hand
Back to my apartment man
Copyright 2004 Gary Lamb. This song and all other parodies by me are my property and mine alone. Any replication or recording of these lyrics must be done so with my permission or a risk of prosecution
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