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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Prince Charming"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry"

Parody Written by:

BigG

The Lyrics

See my private plane over head (that's me)
And the welfare cheaters choke the country (again its me)
I'm the well dressed one on Potomac street as you walk on by
I'm the intrest group that pushes laws nobody likes.

There's a dirty SUV in your yard ha ha! It's mine
Empty gas cans, no guns for you - still me
I'm the suit and tie that guts defense and still wants more
I'm the pot joint that's in your mouth
I'm a lying, lying jerk.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh look it's me
I'm John Kerrrrry
I beat Edwards and H. Dean at the Primaryyyyy
Heeey look it's me
Who no one wants to see
In charge of this country
Or even a club tree
Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee

Yeah and want to be called: war hero now me again me
The money for soldiers in Iraq won't come from me no not from me
I appease those dudes who plant the bomb and stroll away
I really do not look quite right when I ski for play

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh look it's me
I'm John Kerrrrry
I beat Edwards and H. Dean at the Primaryyyyy
Heeey look it's me
Who no one wants to see
In charge of this country
Or even a club tree
Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee

Please vote for me (forget that I do not care)
Please vote for me (Hey it's me can't you hear)
See right through me (See I voted against the money)
Please vote for me (Vote for me I am John Kerrrrrry)

Ohhh see private jet over head (that's me)
Mmmmmm and these welfare cheaters choke the country. (again it's me)
Ohhhh and I'm the well dressed one on Potomac street as you walk on by
I'm the intreset group pushes pushes laws that no one likes

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh look it's me
I'm John Kerrrrry
I beat Edwards and H. Dean at the Primaryyyyy
Heeey look it's me
Who no one wants to see
In charge of this country
Or even a club tree
Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee

Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee
Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee
Hey George Hey Georege look it's meeeeeee
Of course this is based on the song by Metallica.

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Big G - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyone who wants to post a comment on thsi song is welcome to :)
Your Worst Nightmare - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DTKOS, but you are right about KKKerry. He goes around dancing under his sheets, burning conservatives on donkey shaped crosses.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I apologize now for my imaginative display of Kerry. However it is true that he has raped women, tortured people, and burned down villages.
Two Questions - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(1) What hole did YWN crawl out of? (2) How soon can we reasonably expect him to disappear back into it?
Your Worst Nightmare - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I ask myself the same question.
dude - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Kerry has NEVER said he raped women. He witnessed these acts. Sorry ymv, you lose that argument. Stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and try reading something that isn't opinion.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Goddammit, I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh. Anyways, reading from the source I used, I misread things. It wasn't that Kerry raped women, tortured people, and burned down villages, it was that he lied about somebody else doing that thing. I apologize deeply for presenting Kerry in an untrue manner.
Big G (Author) - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Please note any letters added to Mr. Kerry's name were to emphasize the holding of that word in the song. Listen to the orginal song and you'll see what I mean.

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